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who da heck is cosmo?!?!?

an illustration of a person with shaggy green hair, glasses, and a striped shirt. they are making a peace sign.

animated gif by me!!

quick info

  • name: cosmo
  • username: pinesdevil
  • age: 30
  • b-day: 6/18
  • gender: ??? boyish ???
  • just a few interests, in no particular order: cryptids, digital horror, crocheting, drawing, pokemon, animal crossing, the muppets, columbo, singing, paleontology, art history and analysis, lots of other things!!
  • in depth info

    my kitties!!

    tortoiseshell cat laying upside-down on a green blanket.

    peach

    peach is my oldest and first cat!! she was already almost 3 years old when i adopted her, and she unfortunately had a very eventful beginning of her life. the shelter told me her backstory: she was adopted when she was less than a year old from the same shelter, but was returned soon after. then, she was adopted AGAIN and this time given a microchip. a little while later someone found her wandering outside and brought her to the shelter. they contacted the person on her chip, who then told them that they DIDN'T WANT HER BACK AND HAD LET HER OUT ON PURPOSE :((((

    peach is legitimately the sweetest creature i have ever encountered in my life and i can't understand how no one wanted her. she is a little stupid and the other cats treat her like she isn't even another cat. she saved my life and is my daughter i love her so much!!!

    brown tabby cat sitting on a bed. her left ear is tipped.

    leia

    leia is my adoptive stepdaughter through marraige to my spouse. she was a community cat in their neighborhood and she would visit everyone in the area. one day they found leia on the back porch visibly VERY VERY pregnant, and so they took her in and fostered her until she gave birth. she had a huge litter of kittens and my spouse adopted out each of them, and because of the bond they formed while taking care of her little family, they kept leia.

    leia kept so many of her mom traits and really treats the other kitties like her children. she is unimaginably sweet and soooo smart!! she loves fast food french fries (wendy's is her favorite) and ice cream

    calico cat with sleepy expression on face.

    tawnypelt

    before you ask YES she is named after tawnypelt from warrior cats. my spouse and i found her inside the splashguard of their car while we were driving--she meowed so loud we could hear her over the radio while driving on a major highway (!!!!) we ended up finding an autoshop with some extremely kind mechanics who all worked together to remove the tire and get her out safely (and offered to adopt her as a shop cat if we couldn't keep her!!) as you can tell she is braver than she probably should be!!

    in all honesty tawnypelt is kind of a little bitch and i love her for that. she's bossy and loud and a little annoying but you just can't hate her. also yes she's overweight we're working on it (she steals the others' food LMAO)

    orange tabby cat laying upside-down on a white pillow.

    samwise

    my newest and youngest cat, my little boy who i love. he and his three siblings were a litter of feral kittens in the neighborhood. my spouse and i worked with a TNR program in the area to foster the four of them, naming them all after the hobbits from lord of the rings (he has two brothers, merry and pippin, and one sister, frodo) while the other three were adopted out, sam was our little foster fail and became our one and only son amongst our four children

    samwise is our silliest boy and fits right in with his sisters! he is probably the best socially since we know he actually grew up with other cats, so seeing him interact with our other more socially awkward cats is very entertaining

    my #relatable characters

    if you want to know literally anything about me just imagine i'm a combination of the following characters. yeah i know, sorry

    the riddler
    batman

    dr. doofenshmirtz
    phineas and ferb

    lyle
    animal crossing

    walter
    the muppets